Skins Vs. Manes

Team Skins

At Center, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. The fro just wouldn't stay up by the mid 80s

 At Power Forward, Karl Malone. Defiantly Bald

 At Small Forward, LeBron James. There's a reason he's usually wearing a headband

 At Shooting Guard, Michael Jordan. As he is with all decisions, Jordan saw it coming and shrewdly made the shaved head the new look

 At Point Guard, Jason Kidd. Read that last sentence

Team Mane

At Point Guard, Steve Nash. The only time "Slimy" and "Canadian"were used in the same sentence

 At Shooting Guard, Latrell Sprewell. Forget the incredible hair for a second and let this picture sink in. To quote Cam'ron (sorry)"Choke and threaten to kill her, like her last name's Carlissimo/Listen yo"

 At Small Forward, Julius Erving. Cooler than the other side of the pillow, as usual

 At Power Forward, Dirk Nowitzki. The flowing locks, headband, beard, who does this remind you of...

 At Center, Bill Walton. Dirk was raiding the Mountain Man look!

If the two teams played, I'd take Skins, MJ and Kareem's clutchness would cancel out LeBron and Malone's 4th quarter pants-shitting struggles.